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| FAKTA MENGEJUTKAN..!! Inilah Perbedaan Mengerikan Anak SD Zaman Dulu dan Sekarang, AMPUN..! |
1. KEBIASAAN
Hal-hal idiot anak 90an waktu masih SD adalah nempelin diam-diam kertas bacaan AWAS ADA ORGIL dipunggung temen, terus diketawain rame-rame. Kalau ada yang ditaksir modus operandi yang digunakan juga biasanya dengan Ular-ularan atau Ulat mainan yang dibeli didepan pagar sekolah terus dilempar random kearah cewek-cewek *AAAAKKKK AAAAAKKK* *Maap ane yang histeris*
2. WARNET
Kalau sekarang jumlah warnet udah kayak jomblo, gak keitung!, tiap jarak satu ruko pasti ada. Kalau dulu, sekitar awal tahun 2000an (mulai-mulainya invasi internet) harus lewati gunung mendaki lembah (ada yang aneh). Dari tarif billing Rp. 4.500,- sampai Rp. 8.000,-/jam. Sadis gak tuh? Kalau sekarang Rp. 5.000,- ajah udah bisa maen paket 3 jam dapat handsfree gratis lagi *kebongkar dah aib*
Hal-hal membanggakan yang dilakukan adalah chatting sama bule atau anak SMK yang bolos sekolah di MiRC, sejenis Omegle yang intinya adalah random chatting sama strangers. Nickname-nya jugak anugerah yang kuasa banget: mulai dari cowo_ganteng sampai Cewe_CutEzZz19 yang mayoritas diisi oleh makhluk-makhluk cabul.
3. SOSMED
Kalau sekarang sih Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Path, dll. Kalau dulu yang paling booming itu Friendster, sejenis mini blog.
Apa saja yang biasa dilakukan? Nah ini pertanyaan oke!. Biasanya sulit buat nge-stalk si ciye-ciye karena ada opsi yang bisa ngeliat siapa aja yang ngunjungin profil kita. Semakin banyak list teman, ratusan komentar teman, background super norak yang nutupin tulisan utama profil akun, serta tulisan bling-bling, maka semakin Gaoel-lah anda! Yeaah~
4. GADGET
Samsung? Lenovo? Oppo? Bebeh? Apa ituh?!! Kami tidak mengenal benda-benda itu!. Dulu pakek Nokia 6600 atau Nokia 1200 itu udah bangga banget coy.
Selain main game uler-uleran yang hanya game over kalau nabrak badan sendiri, biasanya ngirim SMS kosong keteman atau yang ditaksir setelah beli paket 1000 SMS/SMS gratis, terus berharap dapat balasan. Dan begitulah seterusnya sampai Jepang rapih kembali setelah pertarungan Ultramen
Satu yang paling menyenangkan kehidupan anak era 90an adalah tontonan yang gak serusak sekarang. Ingat P Man superhero yang dipencet hidungnya? Atau Lets and Go tentang kejuaraan Tamiya? Beyblade yang adu gasing paling lama, sampai ada yang nyuri wajan emak, buat jadi arena? Semuanya mengajarkan persahabatan dan tantangan agar jangan mudah menyerah menggapai apapun.
Dan cita-cita tertinggi anak SD 90an kalau ditanya sodara sama guru adalah: Aku mau jadi Spidermen atau Aku mau jadi Betmen.
Kalau yang udah agak dewasa biasanya nonton telenovela atau sinetron Escetepe; Tersanjung, Tersayang, Terpelanting (yang terakhir fitnah, coeg). Logonya sampai dibuat dibaju anak-anak, kotak pensil sekolah, sama topi gitu. Kalau gak dibeliin Emak, ngamuk-ngamuk gak mau sekolah *Anak gak tau diri*.
6. JAJANAN
Chiki Ball & Friends, Jagoan Neon, Cokelat Payung, Sugus, Anak Mas, Permen Karet Yosan, Choki-Choki, Indomie, Mie Sakura adalah jajanan wajib. Pemakan Chiki-chiki biasanya hanya punya satu tujuan utama, yakni *jeng jeeeeng* TAZOS, sejenis kartu yang mainnya dengan cara dilempar ke dinding atau dipukul dengan tangan sampai memar!.
7. BACAAN
Biasanya anak-anak menengah keatas bacaannya majalah Bobo, kalau anak-anak biasa paling suka mantengin gerobak Abang-abang jualan didepan pagar sekolah, apalagi kalau bukan beli komik Petruk-Gareng mahakarya oppung Tatang S yang harga 500an. Judulnya aja ngeri-ngeri cihuyyy: Di Kerjain Janda, Menantu Palsu, Azab Pocong Perjaka, dll.
8. GAME
Bukan game yang sering dimainin bocah di warnet, atau yang didownload anak gahoel di Playstore. Yang bikin ente beken itu kalau udah punya Gembot yang makainya sampai tonjok-tonjokan sama adek sendiri dulu. Tersedia versi sewanya, mainnya wajib jongkok, terus kalau waktunya udah abis talinya ditarik sama abang-abang kamfret.
Kalau yang cewek juga paling suka maen Bongkar Pasang, berbi-berbian dari kertas yang bisa ditukar-tukar bajunya, tiga kali maen lepas dah kepalanya :)
Yang seru itu kalau udah main petak umpet, kelereng, patel lele, bola debok, Main adu layangan yang kalau putus wajib dikejar sampai mampus karena menyangkut harga diri. Yang agak mewah dikit kayak Ludo sama ular tangga atau Kapal-kapalan yang bunyinya Tek tek tek terus cuman muter-muter di ember. Dan semua aktivitas ini hanya bisa dihentikan oleh alam, bencana alam lebih tepatnya, berupa teriakan panggilan emak yang sampai 3 rumah tangga di jam-jam maghrib.
9. RADIO
Mekummm (bentuk alay dari Assalamualaikum), minta lagu ST 12 yang Aku masih sayang spesial buat si Gadis Desa di villa asmara, aku selalu merindukanmu cayang *kemudian gorok leher sendiri* *sumpah ini bukan ane, ane hanya saksi hidup*
Kirim pesan di radio yang isinya dari oppung yang punya oppung dan oppungnya lagi sampai generasi ke-3 adalah kebanggaan setiap makhluk nestapa 90an.
10. BINDER
Ituloh buku klip harga 15000an, yang isinya kertas warna-warni yang dipotong-potong, terus dikumpulin buat jadi koleksi. Tiap jam istirahat, usaha buat tukeran sama teman. Modus yang paling sering itu kalau kertasnya agak tebal dikit, atau motifnya agak okean ditukar dengan 2-4 binder polos biasa.
Terus isinya dibikin biodata temen-temen satu kelas dengan sandi absurd: Mikes aka Minuman Kesukaan, Makes aka Makanan Kesukaan, sama lebihan foto raport.
11. STYLE
Kegaholan remaja sekarang diuji dengan behel 200rb-an digigi dan hape android KW dewa yang kalau kepelanting gak bisa hidup lagi, atau juga hotpants yang sulit dibedakan itu celana apa kolor Agung Herkules *maap Bang*.
Style anak 90an diuji dengan rambut belah tengah ala Demi Moore, yang cewek dengan gaya rambut Bondol. Terus celana kargo Alien workshop atau nggak celana mambo yang lebar gombrang?, Sepatu Dokmart (sepatu bot berbrand Dokter Martin yang banyak KW-nya di Pasar Bawah dan area kodim keatas). Kasta tertinggi anak SD 90an adalah sepatu La-Gear yang kalau diinjak nyala lampunya satu set sama Tas Alpina. Awwww
Dan masih buanyaaaak lagiii
Kalau ente-ente yang TUA-TUA ingat semua kenangan indah itu, berarti masa kecil ente terselamatkan. Anak-anak 90an adalah anak-anak paling jujur sebagai anak-anak dan berbahagia dari semua generasi, Trust Me! *it works .
Kalian setuju gak? Atau ada yang mau koreksi dan/atau mau nambahin? [Penulis: Christine Mamora (via Facebook)]
Baca Juga :
1. MasyaAllah.. Kok ada ya Tukang Soto Seperti ini? (Bacanya Sampai Merinding)
2. Jagalah Kesehatan Ginjalmu Dengan Merubah 12 Kebiasaan Buruk Ini, Atau Kau Akan Menyesal Selamanya
3. Gelar Razia Ilegal, dan Raup Rp 5 Juta Dalam Dua Jam Akhirnya Oknum Polisi Ini Diciduk Propam..!
4. INILAH FOTO-FOTO DAN BUKTI NYATA BAHWA SIKSA KUBUR ITU ADA...
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10 Easy Steps to Succeed in Your Online Classes
Congratulations Youve made up our minds to pursue your upper schooling, and doing so online is how to pass if you have an interest in a versatile, studentcentered educating manner. Studying online permits you to pursue different pursuits and attend to different responsibilities whilst nonetheless operating your method towards some extent. However, it will now and again imply that its clean to get distracted. Here are 10 clean steps to verify luck on your online categories.
- Connect together with your instructors once conceivable. Even in case you are doing smartly within the category, its extraordinarily vital to increase a rapport together with your trainer. When you do that early on, you temporarily understand what the priorities are within the route, what expectancies the professor has of you and youre going to be motivated to prevail, surer of whats forward and higher ready to do smartly with the impending subject material.
Valuable questions to invite your trainer come with the next
How versatile are you with time limits How versatile are you with grownup freshmen What applied sciences do you employ within the route How to be had are you through e mail and different sorts of verbal exchange How do you put up an internet neighborhood and what are the expectancies for participation in it In addition, since instructors are to be had to lend a hand all over the classes, its all the time just right to have had private touch with the trainer early on. This method, when you wish to have lend a hand, its more straightforward to achieve out and get the help you wish to have.
- Confirm the technical necessities of the route. Online categories can also be very advisable for college kids with busy schedules, however provided that they are able to simply get right of entry to the fabrics. It is vital to obviously perceive what the technical necessities are. So, ahead of the route begins or as quickly thereafter as conceivable, youll want to test that your pc will paintings with the entire online equipment, and that you understand how to navigate them. This will be sure that you dont must spend time all the way through the route attempting to determine the generation.
three. Create a time table and stick with it. Quality online instructors create classes which might be clean to navigate and feature transparent expectancies. Having that roughly easytodealwith framework in position will make learning and succeeding that a lot more straightforward. However, although the framework and necessities of your category arent as transparent, youll create a time table and construction, which is able to very much fortify your probabilities of luck within the route. Using equipment equivalent to Google Calendar is a good way to start out. Knowing how your weeks and months glance and scheduling blocks of analysis time for each and every activity or module will will let you stick with a time table.
four. Ask questionsall the time. When you dont perceive, ask questions. When you do perceive, ask additional questions. Instructors recognize scholars who take part, and if theres a participation or dialogue part a part of the grade, then asking high quality questions is helping guarantee your grade on this space. Even if there isnt a participation part, its all the time helpful to invite inquiries to remember to perceive the fabric and are transparent on what is needed of you.
five. Be arrangedand keep arranged. Students whore taking conventional, campusbased classes most often have a constant time table to observe each and every week, through which study room instruction is adopted through assignments out of doors the category. However, for online classes, scholars will have to search out their very own techniques to stick on most sensible in their paintings. It is crucial that you just be arranged from the start of the semester with the intention to achieve success in an internet route. For instance mark task due dates on your calendar, discover a submitting machine for each online subject material and bodily subject material that is helping you stay monitor of the whole lot simply, and shed light on find out about schedules that duvet sections of the route one by one so youve got an arranged tactic to protecting the semesters subject material as you pass alongside.
- Have a blank, quiet, and constant workspace. One factor online and inclass classes have in not unusual is that scholars all the time want a spot to review or whole assignments this is blank, quiet, and constant. You can select the place that is for youwhether or not its at a espresso store, a college library, a devoted place of business, or at house. Wherever you select to review and whole assignments, you must make it a constant location that doesnt have out of doors distractions. It is basically key that where is quiet and lets you focal point in your paintings with out distractions.
- Do no longer procrastinate. Successful distance freshmen hardly procrastinate. They dont do away with assignments or wait till the final second to write down their papers. Successful online scholars experience freedoms that come with operating at their very own tempo and the facility to finish their paintings in as a lot time because it takes them. On the opposite hand, they know that finishing their assignments is best performed early and on time cramming merely doesnt paintings, and it doesnt will let you retain knowledge longterm. Get began early on getting a success.
eight. Work in your studying comprehension. Successful distance freshmen generally tend to have just right studying comprehension abilities. Most conventional, campusbased scholars concentrate to lectures and take notes, and a few online classes additionally require this. However, the vast majority of distance freshmen are anticipated to grasp subject material thru a large amount of studying. Although far finding out classes be offering video recordings and audio clips, maximum systems require scholars to hide and grasp a considerable amount of written knowledge. If it is a problem for you, it could be very useful to first sign up in a studying comprehension route there are lots of assets online that will help you do that. This ability by myself could make a huge distinction on your luck.
nine. Establish and admire routines that be just right for you. If, for instance, youre employed best within the morning or in brief bursts, then set find out about routines that can help you find out about within the prelunch hours when your mind is contemporary. If, then again, you do best through learning at evening or at the weekends when youll devote nightowl hours or longer blocks in your learning, then make it some degree to take action. Consider how and whilst you paintings best, and enforce a find out about plan that respects the routines that be just right for you.
- Connect together with your friends. Establishing sturdy connections with friends and professors is a very powerful facet of tutorial luck, in addition to skilled development. One of essentially the most rewarding reports in schooling is finding out thru collaboration. Forming significant relationships together with your friends and professors can can help you be told extra, keep motivated, and feature an outlet to specific your personal working out of subject material. So, keep attached thru message forums, chat rooms, e mail, and different digital assets. And take note lots of the other people you meet in faculty shall be conceivable process assets down the road so determine connections and keep in contact
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